Looney Buns: Scary Mary

tears of the unshaven spy
from room 4909
turn into thrills
from the untested traps of the unsaid desires
oh, ain't that scary
you have made them appear
with the tone of your voice
ain't that cliché
then you've wiped them away
with a smile of your choice
oh, Scary Mary
I've been losing this game
like a fat dinosaur


gruff, coal black mustache señor
from room 4904
he makes you laugh
with the unsmiling clown at the bear hug vampire
oh, ain't that funny
you could scare them away
with a slap of your choice
ain't that cliché
we've been fooling again
with the batch of our joys
oh, Scary Mary
I would do it again
for just one slap of yours


sneer from the sad prostitute
from room 4902
makes me feel weird
'bout the unspoken names of her happy empire
oh, ain't that scary
I could talk you around
with a word of her choice
ain't that cliché
I've been playing again
with the batch of her toys
and I'm afraid
I could throw them away
for just one smile of yours
oh, Scary Mary