Looney Buns: There Is No Easy Way

I'm running from zombie crowds
who want to slash open my heart
and then bath in my blood on the spot
I'm running from monster gull
who wants to smash down my skull,
and then eat out my brain, just like that

There is no easy way to play

I'm hiding from living dead
who want to rip off my head
and play soccer with it, in the rough
Running from girls who look wrong
who want to sing me a song
and then just watch me ears falling off

There is no easy way to play

I'm hiding from freaked-out guy
who wants to pick out my eyes
and then shatter my face with a nail
I'm hiding from bad breath shills
who want to sell me some pills
and then put me some bills in the mail

There is no easy way to fail